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13

Dec

This is basically how I look on Friday mornings on my way to work.

This is basically how I look on Friday mornings on my way to work.

06

Dec

27

Nov

(via loveyourchaos)

25

Nov

(via tinyaerialacrobat) This reminds me of a homo i met last night that told me that I obviously didn’t do anything with my hair that day and that he could fix my bangs.. fuuuuck you!

(via tinyaerialacrobat) This reminds me of a homo i met last night that told me that I obviously didn’t do anything with my hair that day and that he could fix my bangs.. fuuuuck you!

loveyourchaos:

(found via)

loveyourchaos:

(found via)

sarahspy:

Likely causes of death by age, sex, and race (click to enlarge)
(via)

lets hope i can makea it to 35 before dying of HIV or by suicide.. then i can just get cancer.. MMM!

sarahspy:

Likely causes of death by age, sex, and race (click to enlarge)

(via)

lets hope i can makea it to 35 before dying of HIV or by suicide.. then i can just get cancer.. MMM!

work

saying “at least you got a job” to me is like saying “at least you got some action” to a rape victim.. FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD!

If you love something....

If you love something.. then let it go.. stalk the shit out of it until it’s yours.. if you want something, you gotta hustle and steal it.. nothing is going to just come to you.

22

Nov

Dumped Via Text / Text fighting

How common is it to be dumped via text or fighting with someone via text? In the past few years, this has happened to me more often than not. I am ashamed to admit the amount of times that I've given in to this madness. CALL ME. LETS TALK ABOUT THIS. That's what should happen. True honest dialogue needs to occur.. not passive aggressive texting in CAPS with exclamation marks!!! I'm almost fucking 27 years old!!! This is unsuitable behavior.
Grow a pair and talk to people and I will too.
what a little skank! can’t help but love lilo

what a little skank! can’t help but love lilo